What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 10:06
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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